Marine Mammals of the Pacific 8/05

STAY HOME AND WORK!

This is what my conscience had been screaming at me for months. I've been trying to open a gallery in Charlottesville and the work is progressing slowly. I can't afford the time or the money to take an exotic photo trip. This attitude caused me to develop a serious case of ants in the pants.

When I received an invitation to a wedding in California, I quietly cracked my conscience over the head with a sack of doorknobs and duct taped him to a chair with a sock in his mouth.

One maniacal laugh later, I'm on an airplane headed to Los Angeles. moo hoo hoo haw haw ha ...

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